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Friday, February 19, 2010

1st Grade Rationalization

Inigo's Essay on:

How To Get A Cat Out Of A Tree

By: George Washington (he never signs his real name to his papers)

First, you need to call 9.1.1.

Next you need to get a ladder.

Then you need a dead fish.

Finnaly (sic) you can get the cat

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