- Do you ever have days that you feel like you're flying on your broomstick (instead of driving your SUV), high in the sky, spelling out the words "SURRENDER CHILDREN"
- Do you ever have days where the best laugh you can choke out is a shrill cackle that sends those same children ducking for cover?
- Do you ever have days where just the mention of your name sends shivers of fear down the spine of those who hear it?
Okay, it's not really that bad, but let's just say that I've been pretty grumpy lately. Instead of being the fun loving and slightly nagging Witch Valerie from Princess Bride, I've been more like the Wicked Witch of the West.
I'm working on finding Valerie again. She's in there! But until I can reel her in.....
Toto..... you're not in Kansas anymore! You'd better run!!!